I just amputated 3 fingers in the paper shredder and there's blood spewing everywhere. Should I see a doctor?
Meep?
Only if the doctor is a hot chick. If it's an old, unrelated bastard, then screw it. It's better to not have those fingers anyway. Less work for you to be able to do.
And less drudgery equals more time spent screwing around at work. Which

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