Paper Shredder fingers - Paper Shredders

I just amputated 3 fingers in the paper shredder and there's blood spewing everywhere. Should I see a doctor?

Meep?


Only if the doctor is a hot chick. If it's an old, unrelated bastard, then screw it. It's better to not have those fingers anyway. Less work for you to be able to do.

And less drudgery equals more time spent screwing around at work. Which

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UPcycle | Unique handmade paper This turns the paper mush a dark gray when processed. *For white or lighter paper, fragment recycled printer or office paper. You can also add in color by shredding network paper or construction paper. 3- After you've got a big pile, fill up a large

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What to do in North Ridgeville this weekend
The municipality of North Ridgeville is hosting a paper shredding event from 9 am to midday Saturday at the North Ridgeville Senior Center, 7327 Avon Belden Route. The service is limited to city residents and there is a two-box limit.

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Unchain personal paper shredders, donated by Staples, will be given to the first four people to come at each location. All participants will receive identity theft interception tips. The even is free, open to the public and being held in Probable Park at

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